There'd be a cure for stretch marks.

Natural childbirth would become obsolete.

Morning sickness would rank as the nation's number one health problem.

All methods of birth control would be imporved to 100% effectiveness.

Children would be kept in the hospital until they were toilet trained.

They wouldn't think twins were quite so cute.

Men could use their briefcases as diaper bags.

They'd have to stop saying, "I'm afraid I'll drop him."

There would be drive-through abortions.

Paternity suits would be a line of clothing.

They'd stay in bed for the entire nine months.

Menus at most restaurants would list ice cream and pickles as entrees.